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[3+4/50] pictures of actual angel andré schürrle

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firefavourite jojen scene asked by safirebirch

mexicofifa:

Cristiano: *breathes*
Everybody: how dare he. Messi would never

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this was the best ending to any movie ever. ever. 

no one can convince me otherwise. 

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refreshes:

mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?

me:  image

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consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

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jasonttodd:

callmekitto:

crackiswhacksherlock:

moriarty:

jashuwa:

moriarty:

what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

Wait there are toilets like that?

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what an incredible experience it must be

im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt

(via doctorharleenfrancesquinzel)

Blurred Lines (Reversed - Read Description)

shercasm:

tinalikesbutts:

I was mucking around with Audacity, listening to songs in reverse. For the fun of it, I put on everyone’s favorite song, Blurred Lines. And shockingly, I heard something I had never expected to hear. Robin Thicke was fooling us this whole time. He wasn’t trying to be misogynistic, he wanted us to listen closer to the song and understand that he in fact does believe his lady partner needs to be treated with the utmost respect.

You might find it VERY hard to believe, but I implore you to listen very closely (with headphones if you can, because it can be hard to hear). The message I’m talking about comes in around the 30 second mark.

After the 30sec mark I just kind of stared at my wall for the rest of the song trying to accept what I just heard.

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topcas:

my moms favorite pastime is to come into my room, insult all of my life choices, list everything i already know i need to do making me 10x more stressed about it than i was before, then leave my door open

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thefullmotivationispeople:

hellyeahjev:

thepagemistress:

I think it’s reached that point where my friends are now fed up with how much I talk about F1 :/

They aren’t true friends

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we are the friends you’re looking for (?)

#AHAHAhaha #no but seriously #you can talk to us whenever you want!!!!

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

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riderphanomhive:

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

I swear to god I tried to scroll.

riderphanomhive:

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

I swear to god I tried to scroll.

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